100 Euphemisms for Sex

Needs a few laughs in the bedroom? Take a look at this handpicked list of terms for getting down!

1. Crossing Keys

2. Afternoon Delight

3. Jumping Bones

4. Planking

5. Nygling

6. Dance the Kipples

7. Schnoodlypooping

8. Pressing Dangly Parts

9. Fandoodling

10. Nut in the Gut

11. Entering the Castle

12. The Ol' In-and-Out

13. Thumping Thighs

14. Beating Guts

15. Forbidden Polka

16. Giving Her the Beans

17. Knobbing

18. Rubbing Wetspots

19. Playing DnD

20. Laying Pipe

21. Knocking Boots

22. Snabbling

23. Snu-Snu

24. Getting Busy

25. Adult Naptime

26. Hanky Panky

27. Posting a Letter

28. Riding the Bologna Pony

29. Making Love

30. Prigging

31. Whoopee

32. Parallel Parking

33. Horizontal Refreshment

34. Organ Grinding

35. Nailing

36. Monkey Dancing

37. Waka-Waka

38. Tonking

39. Sexy Time

40. Balling

41. Dunking the Dingus

42. Ferkling

43. Hot Yoga

44. Thrumming

45. Stirring Guts

46. Have One's Corn Ground

47. Rumpling

48. Boinking

49. Hitting a Home-run

50. Jinking

51. Yentzing

52. Extreme Flirting

53. Dickening

54. Bonestorming

55. Scrumpping

56. Playing Hide the Cannoli

57. Mattress Dancing

58. Railling

59. Plugging

60. Wetting the Willy

61. Sinking the Pink

62. Skeet Shooting

63. Joining Giblets

64. Roughing up the Suspect

65. Rooting

66. Docking

67. Creaming the Twinkie

68. Banging

69. Churning the Butter

70. Doing the Do

71. Jingle Jangling

72. Attacking the Pink Fortress

73. Pogo in the Shrub

74. Hot Beef Injection

75. Nubbing

76. Bedroom Rodeo

77. Spray-painting the Cervix

78. Boning

79. Baking the Potato

80. Slap and Tickle

81. Puddle-snuggling

82. Tromboning

83. Zig Zagging

84. Quimsticking

85. Pile-driving

86. Smegging

87. Pressing the Baby Button

88. Pumping Fur

89. Releasing the Kraken

90. Using a Telescope to Explore the Blackhole

91. Twirling the Dum Dum

92. Pondering the Unicorn

93. Belly-bumping

94. Shtupping

95. Splurging the Nurge

96. Bushwacking

97. Dipping the Wick

98. Making a Magical Sandwich

99. Sharpening the Pencil

100. Slamming the Dam