My review of the Femme Funn Ultra Wand Mini

My review of the Femme Funn Ultra Wand Mini

Honestly, anyone who says picking a color does not go into the selection process of choosing a toy, or anything else is wrong. The Femme Funn Ultra Wand Mini comes in three fun and vibrant colors. Pink, Purple, and Turquoise (obviously, I chose Turquoise) after picking a pink regular Femme Funn Ultra Wand. I wanted something a little more fun this time around. I always like to be informed about the bells and whistles when I purchase a new vibrator. For me, a vibrator that is quiet, powerful, discreet, rechargeable, and waterproof is what I am looking for and is most important to me. Others, however, may find it more important to find a vibrator that is entirely submersible or has different vibration patterns, and to that, I say, to each their own.


The Ultra Wand Mini has 10 Vibration Modes, is 100% waterproof, rechargeable via a magnetic charger (how convenient), and is made from 100% premium-grade silicone. The Ultra Wand Mini also stands at 5.7 inches, while the original Ultra Wand is 8 inches tall. Suppose you are someone who is purchasing a wand to use during intercourse, and you struggle to be able to reach the clitoris while in certain positions I would probably not recommend the Ultra Wand Mini. In that case, the Ultra Wand Original will give you more of the length that you desire.


Now having the regular Ultra Wand since it was released a couple of years ago, I figured that this was the perfect opportunity to put them both to the test and see which one comes out on top or if it was an even tie. Although I love both the Ultra Wand and the Ultra Wand Mini, I would hands down choose the Mini time and time again if for nothing else than size alone. It is much more compact and easy to store inside a nightstand or take with you on the go. It also looks like your average back massager, so taking it through TSA should not result in funny looks or audible gasps. And truthfully, I am not always a fan of using big and bulky toys while masturbating or with a partner; something smaller and less "in the way" makes everything much more comfortable and less like you're trying to have sex with a beach ball in between you. However, with that being said, I still struggled with the Ultra Wand Mini being very noisy. I suppose that the Original Ultra Wand is also loud. Still, at least when I am buying a smaller version of a toy already on the market, I am likely purchasing it because I want it to be more discreet, which also comes down to the noise factor.


Typically I prefer a deeper and more rumbly type of vibration. Unfortunately, the Ultra Mini Wand vibration is more of a rattle and tickling type of vibration than that of a Fun Factory or Femme Funn vibrator. I would not go as far as to say that I chose the Ultra Wand Mini over the original Ultra Wand purely because of convenience.

Still, I would be lying if I said that was not a significant contributing factor.


I would be remiss in not mentioning just how long the battery life on this little guy lasts. Obviously, depending on the individual/individuals and how frequently they use their wand and at what speed, the Ultra Wand Mini can live on one charge for quite some time. I am someone who charges my vibrator, uses it on a mid-level setting for approximately 30 minutes or so, turn it off, and it goes back into storage after being cleaned. Others may choose to use their vibrator at a higher speed for more extended periods, which will drain the battery quicker. Still, in my experience, I have not needed to throw it on the charger all but once since I purchased it several months ago, and if I am being honest, the less you need to worry about charging your toy, the better, right?


Now let us talk about the "boost" mode, shall we? Or also known as the lightning setting. Sometimes what we need in order to crank that last orgasm out is something just a little more impactful than the average speed, and that is where the boost mode comes into play. Using high-frequency vibration for extended periods can make it a bit more challenging to have multiple orgasms, but if you are like so many of us, you need that last little oomph to get the job done.


Let me tell you that a flexible neck makes getting into all the right spots ten times easier. If you are looking for something new to add to your lineup, I highly recommend looking at wand-style vibrators. I honestly feel that a wand is a must have when it comes to sex toys. There are hundreds and hundreds to choose from, which can make the task of finding one that ticks all the boxes daunting. However, if you can narrow down the specifications that are important to you, we can help you find one that suits your needs. A wand is an excellent solo tool, especially one that is rechargeable and does not limit you to being plugged into a wall outlet. Wands come in all different shapes and sizes and believe it or not that can be a vital feature for some. Wands with longer handles can be great if you are someone with a bigger tummy, pregnant, or have short arms. For example, if you are one of the many individuals using toys during sex in order to achieve an orgasm, depending on the position that you are in, the length of the toy itself can be significant. I personally was not blessed with really long arms, so for me, it is very important that the toy I select for during sex is more extended; being able to reach the clitoris with your vibrator while in certain sex positions such as doggy style or lying on your stomach is crucial. Being a pregnant woman and using sex toys during intercourse with a partner can be pretty tricky, especially if you already suffer from having short arms.


While I still stand by my statement of loving the Ultra Wand Mini and it being a winner over the Original Ultra Wand, it is a vibrator that I chose to use for more of my solo explorations versus with my partner. As a solo wand, it wins 10 out of 10 for me but if I were choosing solely based off of which one is easier to use as a couple or a we, I would have to go with the Original Ultra Wand.


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