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101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

Sonia Williams |

We've heard a lot of terms for "The Penis" but I've compiled a list of 101 of our absolute

We hope you enjoy Our Slang words for penis blog.

  1. Dick

  2. Cock

  3. Twinkie 

  4. Schlong

  5. Dong

  6. Phallus

  7. Heat-seeking moisture missle

  8. Johnson

  9. Willy

  10. Wee Wee

  11. Wiener

  12. Boner

  13. Danger Noodle

  14. Pocket Rocket

  15. Pecker

  16. PrickO

  17. One Eyed Wonder Weasel

  18. Joystick

  19. Sausage

  20. Wang

  21. Beef Whistle

  22. Disco Stick

  23. Meat Sword            

  24. Private Part

  25. Tallywhacker

  26. Trouser Snake

  27. Pee Pee

  28. Wood

  29. Custard Launcher

  30. Family Jewels

  31. Fire Hose

  32. Third Leg

  33. Captain

  34. Cucumber

  35. Dinky

  36. Flesh Flute

  37. Helmut Head

  38. Love Stick

  39. Baby Maker

  40. Excalibur

  41. Lap Rocket

  42. Meat Popsicle

  43. Schnitzel

  44. Whoopie Stick

  45. Ding-Dong

  46. Choad

  47. Fudge Sickle

  48. Jimmy

  49. One-Eyed Willie

  50. Bobby Dangler

  51. Anal Impaler

  52. Steamin Semen Roadway

  53. Hose

  54. Pickle

  55. Sea Monster

  56. Thundersword

  57. Twig

  58. Winkie

  59. Weenie

  60. Wanker

  61. Ding-a-Ling

  62. D-train

  63. Love Shaft

  64. Tonsil Tickler

  65. Hairy Hotdog

  66. Longfellow

  67. Dingy

  68. Gherkin

  69. Baloney Pony

  70. Donkey Kong

  71. Hairy Canary

  72. Hot Rod

  73. Nob

  74. Package

  75. Python

  76. Meat Puppet

  77. Trouser Monkey

  78. Dingis

  79. Hard-on

  80. Packer

  81. Peeter

  82. Pole

  83. Main Vein

  84. Easy Rider

  85. Nether Regions

  86. Pink Cigar

  87. Sex Tool

  88. Roger

  89. Love Gun

  90. Limp Bizkit

  91. Bacon Bazooka

  92. Spunk Torpedo

  93. Little Elvis

  94. Kielbasa

  95. Sausage Fest

  96. Weiner Schnitzel

  97. Shmekl

  98. Twig and Berries

  99. Tunnel Funnel

  100. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

 

 

 

 

 

Written by Sonia

Manager and Sex Educator at Intimates Boutique

Have been Mgr of Intimates Boutique for 7 years. I am certified in sexual education and sex toy expert. Sharing my knowledge is one of my biggest passions. Hope you enjoy the information.

 

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