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101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

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101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

We've heard a lot of terms for "The Penis" but I've compiled a list of 101 of our absolute favorite synonyms for the Male Genitalia. You have heard some of these slang names but probably not all. I think a fun idea is to give one of these names to your partners penis or a favorite dildo. All Penises should have a name.

We hope you enjoy.

  1. Dick

  2. Cock

  3. Twinkie 

  4. Schlong

  5. Dong

  6. Phallus

  7. Heat-seeking moisture missle

  8. Johnson

  9. Willy

  10. Wee Wee

  11. Wiener

  12. Boner

  13. Danger Noodle

  14. Pocket Rocket

  15. Pecker

  16. Prick

  17. Junk

  18. One Eyed Wonder Weasel

  19. Joystick

  20. Sausage

  21. Wang

  22. Beef Whistle

  23. Disco Stick

  24. Meat Sword            

  25. Private Part

  26. Tallywhacker

  27. Trouser Snake

  28. Pee Pee

  29. Wood

  30. Custard Launcher

  31. Family Jewels

  32. Fire Hose

  33. Third Leg

  34. Captain

  35. Cucumber

  36. Dinky

  37. Flesh Flute

  38. Helmut Head

  39. Love Stick

  40. Baby Maker

  41. Excalibur

  42. Lap Rocket

  43. Meat Popsicle

  44. Schnitzel

  45. Whoopie Stick

  46. Ding-Dong

  47. Choad

  48. Fudge Sickle

  49. Jimmy

  50. One-Eyed Willie

  51. Bobby Dangler

  52. Anal Impaler

  53. Steamin Semen Roadway

  54. Hose

  55. Pickle

  56. Sea Monster

  57. Thundersword

  58. Twig

  59. Winkie

  60. Weenie

  61. Wanker

  62. Ding-a-Ling

  63. D-train

  64. Love Shaft

  65. Tonsil Tickler

  66. Hairy Hotdog

  67. Longfellow

  68. Dingy

  69. Gherkin

  70. Baloney Pony

  71. Donkey Kong

  72. Hairy Canary

  73. Hot Rod

  74. Nob

  75. Package

  76. Python

  77. Meat Puppet

  78. Trouser Monkey

  79. Dingis

  80. Hard-on

  81. Packer

  82. Peeter

  83. Pole

  84. Main Vein

  85. Easy Rider

  86. Nether Regions

  87. Pink Cigar

  88. Sex Tool

  89. Roger

  90. Love Gun

  91. Limp Bizkit

  92. Bacon Bazooka

  93. Spunk Torpedo

  94. Little Elvis

  95. Kielbasa

  96. Sausage Fest

  97. Weiner Schnitzel

  98. Shmekl

  99. Twig and Berries

  100. Tunnel Funnel

  101. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

 

 

 

 

 

Written by Sonia

Manager and Sex Educator at Intimates Boutique

Have been Mgr of Intimates Boutique for 7 years. I am certified in sexual education and sex toy expert. Sharing my knowledge is one of my biggest passions. Hope you enjoy the information.

 

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