101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

101 Funny Slang Words for Penis

We've heard a lot of terms for "The Penis" but I've compiled a list of 101 of our absolute

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  1. Dick

  2. Cock

  3. Twinkie 

  4. Schlong

  5. Dong

  6. Phallus

  7. Heat-seeking moisture missle

  8. Johnson

  9. Willy

  10. Wee Wee

  11. Wiener

  12. Boner

  13. Danger Noodle

  14. Pocket Rocket

  15. Pecker

  16. PrickO

  17. One Eyed Wonder Weasel

    Joystick

  18. Sausage

  19. Wang

  20. Beef Whistle

  21. Disco Stick

  22. Meat Sword            

  23. Private Part

  24. Tallywhacker

  25. Trouser Snake

  26. Pee Pee

  27. Wood

  28. Custard Launcher

  29. Family Jewels

  30. Fire Hose

  31. Third Leg

  32. Captain

  33. Cucumber

  34. Dinky

  35. Flesh Flute

  36. Helmut Head

  37. Love Stick

  38. Baby Maker

  39. Excalibur

  40. Lap Rocket

  41. Meat Popsicle

  42. Schnitzel

  43. Whoopie Stick

  44. Ding-Dong

  45. Choad

  46. Fudge Sickle

  47. Jimmy

  48. One-Eyed Willie

  49. Bobby Dangler

  50. Anal Impaler

  51. Steamin Semen Roadway

  52. Hose

  53. Pickle

  54. Sea Monster

  55. Thundersword

  56. Twig

  57. Winkie

  58. Weenie

  59. Wanker

  60. Ding-a-Ling

  61. D-train

  62. Love Shaft

  63. Tonsil Tickler

  64. Hairy Hotdog

  65. Longfellow

  66. Dingy

  67. Gherkin

  68. Baloney Pony

  69. Donkey Kong

  70. Hairy Canary

  71. Hot Rod

  72. Nob

  73. Package

  74. Python

  75. Meat Puppet

  76. Trouser Monkey

  77. Dingis

  78. Hard-on

  79. Packer

  80. Peeter

  81. Pole

  82. Main Vein

  83. Easy Rider

  84. Nether Regions

  85. Pink Cigar

  86. Sex Tool

  87. Roger

  88. Love Gun

  89. Limp Bizkit

  90. Bacon Bazooka

  91. Spunk Torpedo

  92. Little Elvis

  93. Kielbasa

  94. Sausage Fest

  95. Weiner Schnitzel

  96. Shmekl

  97. Twig and Berries

  98. Tunnel Funnel

  99. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

 

 

 

 

 

Written by Sonia

Manager and Sex Educator at Intimates Boutique

Have been Mgr of Intimates Boutique for 7 years. I am certified in sexual education and sex toy expert. Sharing my knowledge is one of my biggest passions. Hope you enjoy the information.

 

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